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1. Renovated house, is not responsible for the construction team too, so her boyfriend and they got into a fight, I came Quanjia. boyfriend: just you coming, woven wall, stand up straight - see you, Now that's flat! Posted on the wall that blocks you dare call level? ! ! construction team: ... ... (ASE China) 2. building to a girl's bra hanging lost, angry! Challenge the board in the downstairs Road: I do not insist my E cup bra girls in Zan floor can have on the wear too! \actually use the cut! \between 5 million and the lover you can only pick one,timberland boots sale, you choose which results you choose 500 million,本人热卖推荐： C615纯棉热销碎花边挂脖背心 - Qzone日志, so I got angry. me:?. And then? impression I seem to not apologize to you,ghd hair uk, right? MM: No, but then I think nearly it,一个MM和各路神仙的暴强对话(超搞笑) - Qzone日志.html, I will choose five million, so now I forgive you ~ me: ... ... 5. Now the financial crisis has gone too far, earlier interview, so too will call in the past asked something, the results did not expect the interviewer gave even cut it! (ASE China) 6. Spring Festival train too crowded, and next to a MM carry it to continue, he asked if I could squeeze squeeze Zuoyi Hui. 3 individual seats can all sit 4 people, and the gap between the seats also stand a better person in exchange for such a small place where I stood I station no less than ah ... ... are hesitant lot,CHI Black Flat Iron, actually, MM is really tired and ruthless, and what do not care,chanel bags,挺搞笑的，就给你转载下来让你笑笑 - Qzone日志, \\It seems too early a proud, soft seat become hard seat Rights ~ Peking University Weiming) 7. just go to the office answering the teachers, see the Buddhist teacher while listening to music award examination paper, and asked why, A said: \\- your second child you have felt? mm: This ... is ... or not ah? GG: This is your own heart, there is not remove Well? mm: Oh, no! GG (a long way sighs): I have a feeling that you do? mm: no. GG: This ... can ... ... mm: this, I did not ~ (drink from the source) 9. languidly lying small bed, girlfriend, the voice of coquetry school ad: \ah, that wonderful! Come, let me tube inserted to children! (Mizuki Community) 10. After the first affectionate, sense of how to ask MM, MM flushing out a fleet McDonald's coupons, I suddenly big Yue mind ... ... (hides, ASE China) 11.MM texting Q: Japanese Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles head injuries, do you think of Japan or Japanese Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Ninja relatively poor poor ... ... (Mizuki Community) 12. science and a gay sister shared. One night back, feeling very depressed sister school, then that gay very considerate to burn a bowl of noodles to eat her,mulberry handbags, she felt very warm , then was moved to say: \\\! ! \I told her Buda Li. a day off work, that she could not help but come on I said something that I will never forget the words - she says: \Oh ~ \: Why do you go? Otherwise that Tsinghua students to do the brain faster, mm Dairen fear is encountered, do not want to be robbing, then said: \\, eating yellow fingers, did not wash their hands directly to the school. afternoon chat, have a classmate said: \\said fingers have an orange flavor to instigate the students ... ... (tulip) 17. Zhang Yimou: I want to participating directed the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games? mm: Background I am wrong! Zhang: absolutely to the camera! mm: did not see the face of the lens on the cut in the past, I quit! Zhang: you never played more than an hour! mm: standing still, I do not come! Zhang: pledged to make you bounce! mm: Really? Well, I promised ~ was the unspoken rules, the admission of the mm's welcome at the athletes in cheerleading dance for two hours Ku Cheng tears man ... ... (Mizuki Community) 18. and chatted around before learning her sister had been a long time favorite for a long time but then did not contact the boy. me: now you two are connected, you have to take the initiative to go for ah! school Sister: I have so big, do not undermine family friends ~ me: maybe he is expecting you to impair him. school Sister: I Now cool ing ... ... me: then cold water was thrown into a lime will break out after a strong energy! school Sister: Oh, that I am here also boil the water in this life is not opened ... ... I: So you need to find quicklime, which is CaO ~ (ASE China) 19. 10 pm, a couple of small door in the district dawdling. girl: \birthday, what are you going to a romantic gift to me? \\\bright, lighted up the whole building, downstairs stop of a private car alarm 被震 scream. results of girls laugh Huazhiluanchan a happy boy into the arms of ... ... (Mizuki Community) 20. evening, a female student walking outside in the school suddenly had a wallet she found on the floor, then bend over pick. At this time, hidden behind a long time thief with a special pair of pliers Chenzheyese roughly cut the gold necklace on her neck, then turned and fled. female students picked up the wallet and found nothing inside, threw on the ground put purse away. thieves go back very happy, thinking that this hair, this heavy gold Necklace at least two and a half, so the gold shop to sell, I did not realize people folks look, Yang Shou took gold necklaces thrown out the door, said: \Fake! \the thief said nothing, pumping her up several large ears, and the necklace fell to the ground, pointing gas Hang Hang cursed female students: \product! (ASE China)